It is taken.
Sometimes, when I laugh, I fart.
No Laughing Matter.
It is better to fart and bear the shame,
Than to spare the fart and bear the pain.
A Fart is from the Heart.
A little gush of wind
Straight from the heart;
It tickled down my backbone
And it's also called a fart.
A fart can be useful;
It gives the body ease,
It warms the bed in winter
And suffocates the fleas.
Pride Cometh Before A Fart.
The fart it is a wondrous thing that's made inside your belly,
It comes out of your bottom and is often very smelly.
Now, everybody does them, from beggars through to queens
And you can do some beauties when you've been eating beans!
So don't worry about those rumblings,
Be proud of all your trumps!
But remember, if you strain too hard
Your farts come out as lumps!
When I get up to wipe my ass,
I like to pass a little gas;
It clears my hole
And dries the bowl
And shows I got a lot of class.
Ode to the Dutch Oven
A harmless gesture in the night
has turned my marriage bed into a fright.
Little did I know
How it would go,
When upon her head
I pulled the covers of the bed.
I let one rip with all my might.
Now on the couch I will spend the night.
--J. Townsend, 2014